RE: VardoGram
at 2/09/2010

Thank you all for the laughs you give me.  We all need them right now because I’m very sick of this snow and anybody says one more time but this is a pretty snow and mesmerizing snow I’m going to puke in their yard so it will not be a pretty mesmerizing snow any longer!

 

From: m m [mailto:michaelamullins@hotmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 09, 2010 2:06 PM
To: George Klotzbach; Adam Foley; Amy Hutchison; Andrew Ryder; Art Barton; Barbara Wheelock; Anderson, Benjamin R; Beth Henriksen; Bill Schmitt; Bob Watson; Brendan Finn; Carver Nebbe; Chris Delaney; Christine Keenan; Cori Peterson; Craig Walter; Danielle Wain; Dave Elsenbast; Deborah Martinez; Del Weiss; Don Muff; Eric Esser; Erik Roys; Erin Pederson; Wurtele, Eve [GDCBS]; George J. Klotzbach; Greg Wool; Heather Greenlee; Hillary Olson; Jamile Shirley; Jan L Schmitt; Jeff Margrett; Jeffrey Bradshaw; Jenn Schaeffer; Jennifer York; Jody Gatewood; John Moran; Jonathan Wendel; Hagley, Joyce A [HD FS]; Julie Vardaman; Karen Klotzbach; Kathy Laczniak; Katie Bradshaw; Katie Larsen; Kecia Goodman; Kimberly Donner; Kirsten Peterson; Kori Heuss; Kris Franken; Laura C Merrick; Linda Lehman; Lisa Lann; Lisa Wehr; Margaret Epplin; Margaret Epplin (Home); Mary Schrunk; Megan Colvin; Mike Clayton; Mike Wheelock; Natalie Welter; Nicole Arnold; Paul Kallio; Randy Foster; Randy Sacco; Bundy, Richard [ISFND]; Roman Lynch; Ron Mowers; Russ Laczniak; Rusty Hutchison; Sara Lehman; Skunk River Cycles; Stacey Roberts; Stephanie Cutler; Steve Bobenhouse; Tiffany Butler; Moran, Timothy E; Tim Rasmussen; Timothy Fencl; Timothy Gartin; Tom Schultz; William Pattinson
Subject: RE: VardoGram

 

In answer to Mr. George's inquiries:


1. Yes, I did appear topless in Playgirl.  I was young and I needed the cash last week. 

2. Katie, mail me your copy and I'll autograph it for you.  Thanks for being a loyal subscriber.

3. The vest represents Missouri's take on the term "six-pack abs".  It's a concealable and wearable cooler loaded with Budweiser tallboys.  Fitting perfectly underneath an oversized trenchcoat, Baby Bjorn, or bedazzled holiday sweater, the Six Pack Buddy (TM) is great for smuggling some brews in to your next office meeting, religious fesitval, or court appearance.  Need a few drinks to make it through your day?  Need a few more?  Then you need the Six Pack Buddy!

But wait, there's more!  Order now and you'll receive Rectarettes, our convenient new concealable cigarette case.  Next time they tell you "No Smoking", you can tell them "Up Yours!" with Rectarettes.

3. I just patented the heck out of that idea, so HANDS OFF.

Yours,

Billy Mays Jr. (time to regrow that beard...)




 

Mrs. Dr. Jeff (Katie) Bradshaw Asks:  Is This Brother Mullins?

 

See attached picture. 

(The Editor Asks:  Just what type of unsavory magazines and/or websites is Mrs. Dr. Jeff (Katie) Bradshaw subscribing to these days? And, if it is indeed Mullins, what's up with the vest?)

RE: VardoGram
at 2/09/2010

In answer to Mr. George's inquiries:


1. Yes, I did appear topless in Playgirl.  I was young and I needed the cash last week. 

2. Katie, mail me your copy and I'll autograph it for you.  Thanks for being a loyal subscriber.

3. The vest represents Missouri's take on the term "six-pack abs".  It's a concealable and wearable cooler loaded with Budweiser tallboys.  Fitting perfectly underneath an oversized trenchcoat, Baby Bjorn, or bedazzled holiday sweater, the Six Pack Buddy (TM) is great for smuggling some brews in to your next office meeting, religious fesitval, or court appearance.  Need a few drinks to make it through your day?  Need a few more?  Then you need the Six Pack Buddy!

But wait, there's more!  Order now and you'll receive Rectarettes, our convenient new concealable cigarette case.  Next time they tell you "No Smoking", you can tell them "Up Yours!" with Rectarettes.

3. I just patented the heck out of that idea, so HANDS OFF.

Yours,

Billy Mays Jr. (time to regrow that beard...)







Mrs. Dr. Jeff (Katie) Bradshaw Asks:  Is This Brother Mullins?
 
See attached picture. 

(The Editor Asks:  Just what type of unsavory magazines and/or websites is Mrs. Dr. Jeff (Katie) Bradshaw subscribing to these days? And, if it is indeed Mullins, what's up with the vest?)


RE: VardoGram
at 2/09/2010

I’ll be taking a spin on the dreadmill this evening at ARFC north if any vardo’s who don’t feel like braving the blizzard care to join me.  I’ll be there around 5:30 and am up for 5 miles, with possibly a 10 minute warm up on the bike or elliptical (depending on how busy the place is) and a round of pull ups, push ups and abs to finish. 

 

Have a good one all!!!  May the force be with you all!

Sister KP 

 

Kirstin K. Peterson

 

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From: George Klotzbach [mailto:vardogram@gmail.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 09, 2010 10:42 AM
To: Adam Foley; Amy Hutchison; Andrew Ryder; Art Barton; Barbara Wheelock; Benjamin Anderson; Beth Henriksen; Bill Schmitt; Bob Watson; Brendan Finn; Carver Nebbe; Christopher Delaney; Christine Keenan; Cori Peterson; Craig Walter; Danielle Wain; Dave Elsenbast; Deborah Martinez; Del Weiss; Don Muff; Eric Esser; Erik Roys; Erin Pederson; Eve Wurtele; George J. Klotzbach; Greg Wool; Heather Greenlee; Hillary Olson; Jamile Shirley; Jan L Schmitt; Jeff Margrett; Jeffrey Bradshaw; Jenn Schaeffer; Jennifer York; Jody Gatewood; John Moran; Jonathan Wendel; Joyce Hagley; Julie Vardaman; Karen Klotzbach; Kathy Laczniak; Katie Bradshaw; Katie Larsen; Kecia Goodman; Kimberly Donner; Kirstin Peterson; Kori Heuss; Kris Franken; Laura C Merrick; Linda Lehman; Lisa Lann; Lisa Wehr; Margaret Epplin; Margaret Epplin (Home); Mary Schrunk; Megan Colvin; Michael Mullins; Mike Clayton; Mike Wheelock; Natalie Welter; Nicole Arnold; Paul Kallio; Randy Foster; Randy Sacco; Rich Bundy; Roman Lynch; Ron Mowers; Russ Laczniak; Rusty Hutchison; Sara Lehman; Skunk River Cycles; Stacey Roberts; Stephanie Cutler; Steve Bobenhouse; Tiffany Butler; Tim Moran; Tim Rasmussen; Timothy Fencl; Timothy Gartin; Tom Schultz; William Pattinson
Subject: VardoGram

 

Mrs. Dr. Jeff (Katie) Bradshaw Asks:  Is This Brother Mullins?

 

See attached picture. 

(The Editor Asks:  Just what type of unsavory magazines and/or websites is Mrs. Dr. Jeff (Katie) Bradshaw subscribing to these days? And, if it is indeed Mullins, what's up with the vest?)


Bill Schmitt's New Truck

Heated seats.  Heated mirrors.  Heated windshield washer fluid.  Friends, the damned thing will even re-heat your El Azteca leftovers with the onboard microwave.  One flaw The Bill did point out to me was an annoying noise coming from the back seat periodically.  He and I discovered that it was actually The Jan.  


Group Runs / Activities This Week

Sunday:           A birthday:  Heather Greenlee
Monday:          A birthday:   Tim Gartin
Tuesday:         A Group Run:  5:30 PM  at the Vardaman Center with your RouteMaster, Frosty the . . . err. ...  Katie Larson
Wednesday:   A top of the line Blu-Ray player, 42-inch high def plasma screen TV, Bose surround sound speaker system, and you're watching Gilligan's Island re-runs.
Thursday:        5:30 PM  Group Run - Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts
Saturday:        Red Flannel Run - Des Moines
Saturday:        Group Run - Your RouteMaster:  Nurse Franken