Sorry For The Delay

The VardoGram is a bit late this morning because my maintenance men (Mary Beth SklaDelaney & Karen Klotzenbauer) didn’t get me scooped out fast enough to make the 8 AM press deadline.  There will be a good spanking for both of them later today.  Film at ten, Channel 8.


And Now:  A Message From Johnny Orr

“Woo-eee, Coach – nineteen below!  Hey, Art – have that damned penguin throw me another one of them Klondike bars.”


The Group Run This Evening

I would like to suggest a route to the Memorial Union, a brief warm up inside, a drink of water, urinate (if necessary) and a return to the Vardaman Center.  That’s damn near four miles, close enough for USDA work. Discuss. 


Group Runs / Activities This Week

Tuesday:       5:30 PM Group Run – Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts
Wednesday:   Brother Mullins remains today a truth-seeking missile with the best bull-meter in the business.

Thursday:      We hunt for missing/hibernating Vardo’s.  First up:  Phil and Ann Smith of Alleman.

Saturday:       I mean Bill and Jan Schmitt  (RouteMasters)
Sunday:         Somebody said our friend Danielle had a PR at the Phoenix half marathon recently. True?
Monday:        Happy Birthday to Gretta (“Paris”) Albrecht