From The Wacky World of Kori Q. Heuss

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From The Even Wackier World of Art Q. Barton

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

      1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

      2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

      3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

      4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

      5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

      6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

      7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

      8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

      9. QUIET PLEASE .WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

      10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

      WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

Group Runs / Activities This Week

Tuesday:         5:30 PM Group Run – Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts
Wednesday:    I think we can all agree that one of the easiest ways to prevent birds from striking a window is by using an ingenious decal.
Thursday:        “Movie Night” with The Vardo

Saturday:         Your RouteMaster:  1991 Jones County Fair Queen Sara Lehman
Sunday:           Watch Art Barton Climb A Tall Building In A Single Bound!  Watch Art Barton Flush The Urinals! 801 Grand Power Climb