A Reminder From Father Fencl – “In the Running 5K”

Date:   This Thursday
Event Start:   4:30 PM   (Meet at 4:00 at Frederiksen Court for a 2 mile Vardo Warm-Up / Sign-in / Packet Pickup)
Fee:  $15 (pre-register) 
The 5K race will begin at Frederiksen Court, wind through Central Campus and conclude back at Frederiksen Court. VEISHEA 5k t-shirts will be given to the first 100 runners to sign up. Walk-ins will be allowed but will be charged $20 on the day of the race. Participants are encouraged to use free nearby parking in lots 120 and 29B just west of Stange and lot 114 north of 13th St.  Participants are further encouraged to remind Father Fencl to refrain from following too closely behind the young women from the I Felta Thi house.

There He Goes Again (Again)

So the sun finally comes out, the ice melts off Lake Ada-Hayda-VardaMan, and Art takes a breather from yet another snorkeling adventure (see attached).

Confirmed Sighting Of A Rare Vardo

Last night, walking home from the fine public library, noted Vardologist G. Klotzbach and NatureGurl K. Klotzbach sighted a rather fast moving creature believed to have been the Ivory-Billed Wainbird.  Ten minutes later, the identification was confirmed when the Wainbird was again sighted east of Mary Greeley Vardaman Memorial Heritage Non-Profit Medical Construction Zone Hospital.  Several calls were made to the Wainbird in an attempt to lure it closer for observation, and perhaps throw it a GU.  However, the Wainbird had its iPod earbuds so far in that it would have taken an emergency trabulectomy to extract the toxic fluids and pressure accumulating from an overexposure to The Village People’s Greatest Hits Vol. 2.

Group Runs / Activities This Week

Tuesday:              5:30 PM Group Run – Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts. 
Wednesday:      This is the gold standard, gentleman. This is flavor country. This is Miller time.

Thursday:            5:30 Cardio-Vardio. 
Thursday:            Today is Dawn Howerton’s birthday.  Let’s go find a walnut tree and kick its .. .. tires .. . . .
Thursday:            In The Running 5K (see above)
Saturday:             Your RouteMaster:   The Art of Barton
Monday:              5:30 PM Meadowlane Hill Climb.  Meet at Inis Grove Park, E 24^th Street (tennis court parking lot)