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Fresh From Nurse Franken’s Garden

This is what happens when you fertilize with something scooped from the MGMC compost heap . . . . . the one reserved for biohazards . . . . See attached. 


Tuesday’s Route


Father Fencl has finished changing the oil in the Popemobile, and now offers this:

2 Miles:  www.usatf.org/routes/view.asp?rID=208470  (5th east to duff north to 13th west to clark south to 5th back home)
 
“If anybody wants to run more, we can decide the route at the start.”  Father Fencl

(Editor’s Note:  On Tuesday night, let’s rescue the Mayor of Northeast Story City, i.e., John Q. Moran, and make him re-join The Men of Vardo.  It’s disturbing to watch him drink the purple Kool-Aid served up by The Vardo and her merry band of Team 12.4 Yearning For Zion wackos. )



A Fine Link From George J. Klotzbach:  A Tree-Hugging, Granola-Eating, Bed-Wetting NPR Listener/Addict

And proud of it, thank you very little.  Now on to the show:  Marathon Day in Boston : NPR


Group Runs / Activities This Week

Tuesday:              5:30 PM Group Run – Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts. 
Tuesday:              Holy Subway Cold Cut Trio On Wheat  – It’s Kirsten Peterson’s Birthday
Wednesday:      Miraculously, as Kori ripped off the protective wrapper, the Clif Bar began to speak.
Thursday:            5:30 Cardio-Vardio.  Meet at Colo Bogs - Bring your duck call, a 12 gauge, a box of shells, and a covered dish to share.
Thursday:            5:30 PM Group Run (?)
Saturday:             Drake Half and Full Marathon
Saturday:             Group Run for Non-Drakers? 
Monday:              5:30 PM -  The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Brother Mullins:  Meet at Inis Grove Park (tennis court parking lot)