Hope Run
Hey Vardo’s – this Saturday is the Hope Run right here in Ames at Inis Grove Park.  With gas at $4/gallon, why not do something local?  (Hell, it’s cheaper to fill your car’s tank with Benjamin Moore paint.)  See the attached pdf for information and registration info for this fine event. 

Now In Stock at the VardoStore™:  Matchsticks

Don’t let your outfit go up in flames — to the rescue are Matchsticks. This purse-ready book of clear double-stick tape strips can fix any peek-a-boo bra strap, slipped-down slingback, bursting button-down, gaping wrap dress, fallen hem, jock strap, dropped tube top or shifty skirt (and so on and so on)… Remember, only you can prevent fashion fires.


Summer Clearance Sale – VardoStore™ Factory Outlet
We’re clearing the warehouse, cutting out the middleman, and passing the savings on to you!  We’re up to the rafters with deluxe 8 x 10’s of The Bishop drinking a fine mug of HolyGatorAde (see attached), and we’re offering them at the unheard of price of three for $1.  Stock up and save!


Group Runs / Activities This Week

Tuesday:       5:30 PM Group Run – Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts
Tuesday:       Happy Birthday to our good friend and fellow Vardo, Margaret Epplin
Wednesday:   If your neurons are well enough developed, you will notice the pounds melting off before you can say Bill’s your uncle.

Thursday:      5:30 PM  -  Cardio Vardio, location TBA   /   Group Run: Ada Vardaman Heritage Memorial Warren Q. Madden Park??
Saturday:       Your RouteMaster:  Nurse Franken.  Turn your head and cough.