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6/24/2008
Route for Tonight’s Group Run
3 miles www.usatf.org/routes/view.asp?rID=222899
7 miles www.usatf.org/routes/view.asp?rID=222903
Water at 3722 Ross Road by the gate to the back yard. See Kecia Goodman w/questions regarding the route. I will not be there.
Sincerely,
Father Fencl
Light One Up, Iowa (But not after June 30th)
Here’s a fine item from Vardo Deb Martinez: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_training_to_ruin_a_marathon
Mary Schrunk – Cutting Edge Performance
Next time you see the Queen of 16th Street, be sure to ask her about gaining a competitive edge by wearing your running top inside out.
(Has anyone one ever heard of the brand name 32AA? That’s what the tag said, anyway . .)
I Miss The Bradshaw’s
And so do you. But you’re not man enough to admit it. Attention Bradshaw’s: If you are reading this on your satellite text phone, Mother Vardo is calling and wants you to move back to Ames.
Group Runs / Activities This Week
Tuesday: 5:30 PM Group Run – Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts (see routes above)
Wednesday: Please take a moment to reflect on the words of Patch the Pony: "Neighhh! Neighhh! - From strangers, stay awayyyy!”
Thursday 5:30 PM Group Eat - El Azteca (Friends/Spouses/Neutered Farm Animals welcome to attend Cinco de Twenty Six-O Juno)
Friday: Don’t get fleeced - It’s Greg Wool’s birthday!
Saturday: Group Run: Your RouteMaster - The Duke of Ferndale, Sir Craig Walter