Vardo-A-Go-Go’s:

Today, somebody’s gonna flip the switch on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) over in France or Greece or one of them Scandinavian countries.  The idea is to find some bosuns or bosoms or something that is missing or small  or whatever.  Bottom line:  it’s scientific and the earth could explode and it might involve your tax dollars or hockey moms or etc. 

But if the moon doesn’t fall tonight, and if the continents don’t collide, there will be a LHC group run Thursday  night at El Azteca.  In this case, the LHC stands for Large Honkin’ Chimichangas.  Please join us as we follow the Scientific Method in observing  Father Fencl collide burritos with Coronas in his gastrointestinal tract.  Take notes as he transforms solids and liquids in to gas.

The fun begins at 5:30 PM with a fine run on the new paved path along South 16^th.   Rain or shine, the show goes on.

gjk