The New Calendars Are Here! The New Calendars Are Here!
Know ye all men by these presents ye Sister Kecia Goodman speaketh heretofore thusly:
“The new January-June calendar for 2009 has been put on the teamvardo.com website ( Team Vardo ) and can be downloaded from there. You should see 1/2 marathon and marathon distances and who is scheduled for RouteMaster duty. It has been suggested that we include a shorter distance for those people who may be new to our group and/or don't feel like running the longer distances. Please take this suggestion into account (as it is not on the calendar) when you are RouteMaster. If your assigned RouteMaster date does not work for you, please send out an email and request that someone switch dates with you. If you have any questions, please let me know. Thanks!!” Kecia The Goodman
What Will Santa Have In His Sleigh For The Margrett’s?
Know therefore men hear ye oyez oyez oyez ye Extremely Deluxe Jeff Margrett asketh:
“I have a request for help for the VardoGram. We are thinking of getting a treadmill. Would any Vardo's have any advice on brands, features, what to look for, what to stay away from, etc. Thanks for the help!!” Jeff Margrett email@example.com
Just In Time For The Holidays: Cat Butt Meowing Pencil Sharpener
It’s a cat, you stick your pencil in its derrière, it meows, and it sharpens your pencil. Your feline friend stands in his own litter tray which catches your pencil shavings. A "meowing" sound chip is activated as you sharpen.
Group Runs / Activities This Week
Tuesday: 5:30 PM: Group Run - Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts. (Community Center) Tonight? What are you, nuts?
Wednesday: Your dad was not a metrosexual. He didn’t do Pilates. Moisturize. He ran with Team Vardo. Damn straight. He ran with Team Vardo.
Friday: Hey look - It’s Jody Q. Gatewood’s birthday
Saturday: Group Run RouteMaster: John Q. Glover