A Shameless Campaign Endorsement
Mike Mullins for Story County Soil and Water Commissioner. There. I’ve said it. I know we don’t talk politics (and most religions) in the VardoGram, but sometimes a great man steps forward to answer the call. Mike knows soil. Mike knows water. Hell, he can see soil and water from his front door. He’s even worked on commission. Never, in the history of our great County of Story, has a man been more qualified for Story County Soil and Water Commissioner than Mike Mullins. Please join me in writing in MIKE MULLINS for Story County Soil and Water Commissioner.
Speaking of Elections
Page two of your lovely November ballot offers an opportunity to vote Yes for a fellow Vardo. (Federal and Iowa election laws prohibit me from telling you that this Vardo’s name is William Q. Pattinson.) So do the right thing on Election Day. Scan the ballot for familiar names, like Bill, and darken the YES oval. It may save your bacon come Judgment Day, so to speak.
Group Runs / Activities This Week
Tuesday: 5:30 PM: Group Run - Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts. RouteMaster: The Art of Barton
Wednesday: There will be a time when that Axl Rose impression of yours will probably do the trick.
Thursday: 5:30 PM Group Run. Ada Vardaman Heritage Warren Q. Madden Memorial Round-Up Ready Park
Saturday: Group Run RouteMaster: The Assistant Mayor of Linden Drive, Christopher Q. Delaney