Good News and Bad News

Bad news first:     Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow yesterday, so there’s gonna be six more weeks of winter.
The good news:   Abracadabra Art didn’t see his, so there’s six more weeks of open bar at the Moose Lodge.


The Proper Hand Gesture For Greeting A Fellow Vardo

(Note the correct placement of the middle finger, for you nimrods who “wave” at me around town . .. ..)











Brother Mullins:  “My other sled is a Porsche”

Group Runs / Activities This Week

Tuesday:              5:30 PM: Group Run.  Vardaman Center or Vardo Coliseum.  Your RouteMaster:  Sister Kirstin Peterson
                                                (Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts = City Hall  /  Vardo Coliseum = State Gym)
Wednesday:      Like grandma  said, “There's room for all God's creatures - right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.”
Wednesday:      A fine birthday:   Jenny Bethurem
Thursday:            5:30 PM Group Run – Vardo Coliseum
Friday:                  Yet another fine birthday:   Beth Henriksen
Saturday:             A Team Vardo Signature Event:  The Rosy Cheeks 5K, featuring pancakes flipped by the Mayor of Northeast Story City, John Moran
Saturday:             Group Run - Your RouteMaster:  Moi  (Does anyone want me to cook up a route, or is everyone going to Rosy Cheeks? Carpool?)