Today's VardoGram Supplement is brought to you by the Second Judicial District of Iowa, who invites you to stop in during this blessed holiday season.  Cookies, coffee, games for the kids (Whack-A-Felon) and be sure to register for a chance to win a 1983 Chevrolet Corvette confiscated in a Hardin County drug bust.  And check out their new drive-thru office in Marshall County, conveniently located next to the Marshall County Jail.  The Second Judicial District of Iowa.  Member FDIC.

Saturday's Group Run

We are in panic mode (i.e., no word yet from tomorrow's RouteMaster).  We now move to Defcon One, which means meet at 8 AM at the Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts.  Dave Elsenbast (Diesel Dave) has been appointed RouteMaster pro tempore.  Do what he says. Diesel Dave Says Run Like A Vardo.  Diesel Dave Says Run Like Art Barton. Etc.etc.