VardoGram: Early Edition
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12/27/2009
Fellow Vardo-a Go-Go's: This week the VardoGram arrives early, as The Editor is headed to Independence and then to Mount Pleasant for a couple of days. If Cherokee could have been worked into the plan, the route would have taken in ALL THREE of the state's mental health institutions. The Tour de Lobotomy. Thank me. Now on with the show:
Tuesday's Group Run Route
Your RouteMaster is Mr. Klotzbach Your route: http://www.usatf.org/routes/view.asp?rID=319855
A Plug For YakTrax
Remember a few years ago when Danielle wore these funky things called YakTrax on her running shoes, and we all laughed at her, and called her names, and then shoved her head first into a snowbank? And then Mayor Moran got a pair of them, and we called him Moran Moron, and broke his glasses and made him run home crying? And the rest of us cool kids swore we'd never wear those stoopid TraxYakkers or whatever. Well, I have a pair now and Mary, The Gentle Gardener has them, and they are the best things since sliced beets for running on snow and ice. Get 'em at Emerhoff's and ask for the Team Vardo discount. Hell, buy a pair for you and a pair for your pet ferret. But don't buy them 'til Wednesday, because I bought YakTrax stock and my online trade won't be executed until Tuesday afternoon.
A Plug For YakTrax
Remember a few years ago when Danielle wore these funky things called YakTrax on her running shoes, and we all laughed at her, and called her names, and then shoved her head first into a snowbank? And then Mayor Moran got a pair of them, and we called him Moran Moron, and broke his glasses and made him run home crying? And the rest of us cool kids swore we'd never wear those stoopid TraxYakkers or whatever. Well, I have a pair now and Mary, The Gentle Gardener has them, and they are the best things since sliced beets for running on snow and ice. Get 'em at Emerhoff's and ask for the Team Vardo discount. Hell, buy a pair for you and a pair for your pet ferret. But don't buy them 'til Wednesday, because I bought YakTrax stock and my online trade won't be executed until Tuesday afternoon.
Group Runs / Activities This Week
Tuesday: 5:30 PM Group Run - Vardaman Center for the Performing Arts. YourRouteMaster: George Klotzenbauermannheimsteamrollerbach
Wednesday: Snow and more snow. The same day relived over and over again. No easy way to tell you this, but it's gonna involve an awful lot of Andie McDowell and Bill Murray.
Saturday: A birthday: Randy Foster. Ask Randy sometime about his fine vacation home in Rochester, MN. Yes sir. Mr. Randy Foster. Livin' The Dream.
Saturday: Group Run. Your RouteMaster: Her Holy More-or-Less, Sister Kecia Goodman